Friday, March 03, 2006

CHUCK NORRIS Kicks Ass

Been really busy so I thought I'd give props to a great website honoring a great man:

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

There's a lot more where that came from on their site, chucknorrisfacts.com.

4 comments:

Revka said...

I really like chuck norris, so I am glad you did this post!

Tex said...

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Chuck Norris is fine but Jack Bauer is better :-) in my biased opinion.

Neo-Con Tastic said...

Jack Bauer is the man but Chuck Norris is a god. LOL

I just found the site and I find it quite funny. Chuck's a great Christian man that has influenced many youth and still has a strong following to date.