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COMPLETELY Regurgitating Email Chains....

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An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"

The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks"

The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half of a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"

Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well", he said, "my country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an asshole out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours!"

Yes, I am a soothsayer.

Long lines for pay checks?

Potential riots?

Added police force with barricades?

Angry mobs of people wanting their money?

Politician not paying out what was promised?

Bureaucratic complacency?

Confusion?

Frustration?

The list goes on...

Welcome to the presidency of B. Hussein Obama.

H/T: Drudge

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ALL HAIL THE MESSIAH

Black and Right

SPOT ON.

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Dear Mr. Obama

Are the Citizens of the United States going CRAZY?!?

We're just a few weeks away from potentially electing a man that:

1. Hasn't been in political office for more than 10 years.
   
2. Worked closely with a terrorist for over 4 years.
   
3. Associated for over 20 years with an anti-US "pastor" that wed him and baptized his children.
   
4. Voted against banning infanticide more than once.
   
5. Will have direct talks with the highest leaders of anti-American countries.
   
6. Refused to vote on major issues over 129 times.
   
7. Has the most liberal voting record in the US Senate (with his running mate at a close 3rd).
   
8. Has a voting record that supports police raids on homes with weapons and banning the sale of all firearms.
   
9. Worked directly with ACORN - the non-profit group that is currently being investigated by the FBI for voter fraud.
   
10. Collected more money in less time than any other senator from both Fannie and Freddie - the two companies that are dual handedly destroying our economy.
    

Seriously? WTF.

Or is it Barry...

He grew up as Barry.

Then he changed to Barack. 

Who is this Slick Barry?

Just the facts...

Smut rag US Weekly biased as ever.

Yet another reason (compliments of Matt Drudge) of why not to buy those smut rags:

B. Hussein Obama Killing Babies

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