VRWC Proved!!!

Article for print in tomorrow's newspaper:

George W. Bush with brother Jeb are now being considered for investigation over the numerous prisoner abuse allegations in the Florida boot camp system. Apparently, the two Bush brothers were working together to spread the violence of this current Administration. An insider who wished to remain anonymous stated, “This is obviously the work of the vast right-wing conspiracy to abuse these misunderstood gang members.”

These allegations began after a “misunderstood” teenager died after being beaten by guards. Of course, the medical examiner “botched” the report stating that the only thing that actually killed the kid was a rare blood disorder. “It’s apparent in the video that the guards beat him to death” said a witness, “granted there was no audio to hear anything but I’m sure President Bush was prompting this beating via megaphone.”

This comes months after the Guatanamo Bay scandal in which President Bush resided over the inmates as they were being tortured. “These acts are undoubtedly one in the same,” claims our insider. “Abuse like this isn’t some random act actually committed by the guards. The people committing the acts were definitely forced to do this by our President – all part of the ‘culture of corruption.’”

Let’s chalk this up as one more scandal that the President and this Administration is a part of. “It’s actually coming to the point where this Administration is just outright trying to kill people {implying of the recent assassination attempt of Whittington by VP Cheney}.” said our source. “This ‘culture of corruption’ has gone too far and now it’s time for an impeachment hearing. How can anyone deny all of these events?”